tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC October 21, 2016 10:34pm-11:37pm MDT
[ cheers and applause ] ? >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jerry seinfeld, seth rogen, musical guest jason derulo. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 516, strong island! yeah.
i feel fantastic. welcome to the "tonight show," everybody! [ cheers and applause ] i'm your host, jimmy fallon, and i'm only wearing this so donald trump doesn't deport me. [ laughter ] of course, everybody's excited about tonight's opening ceremony of the rio olympics! [ cheers and applause ] exciting. it's great. wasn't it great? i don't know about you. my favorite part was when they had all those guys dressed up like construction workers frantically trying to finish the stadium. [ light laughter ] so realistic. but it's actually true. construction crews were still finishing parts of the stadiums in rio right before the opening ceremony. yeah, that's right. they went to cut the ribbon, and the workers were like, "stop, that's holding it together! don't -- [ laughter ] don't cut that. wait till it dries. cut it in a week." of course, rio has had its fair share of problems the last couple of months getting ready for the olympics, but if you're looking for just one moment that sort of sums it all up, i think this might be it. >> and now, adding insult to
using bolt cutters to open the gates to the stadium to tonight's venue after reportedly losing their key. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? they're going to be so mad when they remember the spare key under the flower pot. [ laughter ] like, "oh, why didn't you tell me? i had a bolt cutter." this had some people disappointed. the international olympic committee is banning people from using their footage to make gifs or vines, which has a a lot of younger people bummed out. about memes. [ laughter ] so we wanted to help you get started. here's a few olympic memes that we came up with. first up, this meme says, "squat goals." [ laughter ] [ applause ] this meme says, "when bae see that search history." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: here's another athlete. her meme says, "when you
no!" [ applause ] finally, here's a spring board diver. his meme is -- "just had chipotle." [ laughter ] there you go. these are memes to get you started. you can do whatever you want with them. [ applause ] guys, here's an election update. i read that hillary clinton's campaign is stepping up their efforts to get millennials to vote for her in november. when he heard that, donald trump said, "i'm pretty sure millennial's gonna vote for me. she's my wife." "isn't that right, millennial?" this is pretty funny. donald trump unveiled his economic policy team today, and apparently it's made up entirely of men, six of whom are actually named steve. [ laughter ] trump was like, "in my defense, you know how hard it has to find women named steve? [ laughter ] i mean -- i tried. [ applause ] right, millennial?" [ laughter ]
cabinet if he became president. and trump's answer was pretty good news for the reporter. take a look. >> who you would actually put into office as one of your first females in your cabinet? >> well, we have so many different ones to choose. there really are so many that are really talented people, like you. you are so talented and -- i don't know if you're -- [ light laughter ] >> is this breaking news? am i going to be in the cabinet? >> you know, there really is some very talented -- >> is that a yes? >> sounds like it to me. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: come on! it's not like some random tv personality can just end up in the white house. [ laughter ] it just doesn't happen! [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ? ?
>> jimmy: thank you, very much, everybody, thank you very much. the summer olympics opening ceremonies were so great tonight, and now we're happy to be here to cap it off with some good comedy. he is just the best. from the emmy nominated series, "comedians in cars getting coffee," jerry seinfeld is stopping by tonight! [ cheers and applause ] it's a big show. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: also, joining us tonight is another hilarious person, whose new movie "sausage party" is in theaters -- [ laughter ] -- everywhere next friday. features a superar >> steve: love it. >> jimmy: it's his film. >> steve: "sausage party." >> jimmy: our man, seth rogen, is in the house, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] it's an animated film. seth -- seth and i are going to talk about the "sausage party" movie. then he and i are going to face off in a lip sync battle. [ cheers and applause ] [ imitating vuvuzela ]
jason derulo is here! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] [ imitating vuvuzela ] [ laughter ] goes with the -- [ imitating vuvuzela ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: guys, today's friday, and that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, i return some e-mails, and of course send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] well, i was running a bit -- running a bit behind, so i thought, if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool? you guys are the best. i got my pen. i got my -- i got my note cards here. james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? ? oh. >> steve: look how happy he is. >> jimmy: yeah. how patriotic he is. he wore his -- all his black, uh -- >> steve: his black plaid. >> jimmy: his black plaid, yeah. exactly, yeah. ? thank you, nbc's coverage of the olympics in rio de janeiro, for allowing me to watch
see matt lauer interview gold medalists, and most importantly, hear tom brokaw say, "rio jee janeiro." [ laughter ] rio dee janeiro. rio de janeiro. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he's the best. [ light laughter ] ? thank you, team u.s.a.'s opening ceremony outfits, for showing america that our athletes are ready and fired up -- to go to prep school in 1985? >> steve: yeah! [ laughter ] [ rs >> jimmy: i'm down. ? thank you, olympic event logos, for showing us that the guy from the men's bathroom sign likes to stay active. [ laughter ] i mean, busy dude. >> steve: busy guy. >> jimmy: he does everything. >> steve: everything! swims. >> jimmy: like crossfit. >> steve: skis. everything. >> jimmy: everything. >> steve: just like james. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] ?
letting me host next year. [ cheers and applause ] ? although, now that the globes are 74, they just renamed them the sag awards. [ laughter ] >> steve: hey! is that true? >> jimmy: that is not true. it's a joke. >> steve: they didn't. okay. ? bachelorette," jojo, for choosing jordan, thus creating the perfect celebrity couple name, jojo. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: jojo. yeah. ? >> jimmy: thank you, high jump, or as i like to call you, opposite limbo. [ laughter ] >> steve: exactly. you don't go under, you go
jack be quick ? ? jack go under limbo stick ? ? >> steve: let's do it. [ light laughter ] ? >> jimmy: thank you, "sausage party," for hitting theaters next week and hitting the internet this week. [ laughter ] >> steve: hey oh! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: hey! >> steve: wow! ? orlando's in bloom. >> jimmy: all right. hey. [ cheers ] ho! hey! >> steve: hey! ? >> jimmy: thank you, people who sleepwalk, for literally following your dreams. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ? >> steve: thank you. [ light laughter ] ? >> jimmy: thank you, nbc's logo
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[ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! welcome back! we are joined right now by a a legendary stand-up comedian who created and starred in one of the greatest sitcoms of all time, and his web series "comedians in cars getting coffee" was just nominated for emmy award for outstanding variety talk series. please welcome one of the best to ever do it, mr. jerry seinfeld! [ chee a ? [ cheers and applause ] ? ?
>> jimmy: we'll all sit down, we'll all relax. >> i didn't want, i just wanted that part. >> jimmy: no, no. we got to talk part. >> oh. >> jimmy: yeah, the talk part. >> okay, all right. >> jimmy: it's a talk show, yeah. >> oh, it's a talk show. [ light laughter ] people talking. >> jimmy: people talking. that's what we do. >> it's ridiculous. ridiculous. people like to watch this. >> they do. it's weird. they can talk, but no, they want to watch us talk. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers ] it's more, it's more they want to see you talk. >> yes, they do. >> jimmy: to hear you talk. [ cheers ] >> and they want to hear you. they want to know what you want to know about me. >> jimmy: that's true. >> yeah. they want to know. >> jimmy: well first, i want to -- >> what is jimmy going to ask? >> jimmy: yeah. i don't ever ask like any gotcha questions. are you worried when you come on my show? >> no. i'd like to see you get me. i would like it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i can't --
i can't get you. >> no. >> jimmy: i can't get to you. [ laughter ] i can't get, you're ungettable. >> no. >> jimmy: yeah. i wouldn't want to do that. i want to -- >> what? what have you ever done? i haven't done anything. >> jimmy: no, i didn't think you have done anything. >> not really. >> jimmy: i don't think you have. >> no. >> jimmy: no. >> why is our voice so high? >> jimmy: i know, like i start -- [ laughter ] every time you come on i start talking like you. >> i love it. >> jimmy: and then you start talking like my impression of you. >> that's right. >> jimmy: and then by the end we're both talking like this. we're both yelling. [ laughter ] that's serious. that's what we both do when we yell ak. i've got to say congratulations on "comedians in cars getting coffee." >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you got nominated. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it is a great show. and it's on crackle.com. but i don't know where that is. i don't know how i find it. >> you don't have to. >> jimmy: i find it. >> just type in the name of the show. >> jimmy: and you find it. >> and you find it. >> jimmy: it is great. >> and it's pretty, thank you. and it's pretty, so it's the same category that this amazing show is in. >> jimmy: yeah, we are nominated for the same category. >> for the same category. how uncomfortable is this? [ cheers and applause ]
>> and here is why it's uncomfortable. >> jimmy: why? >> because this is as big as it gets. your show on a major network, the amount of money that is spent, and that i caught you with three gopros in a used car. [ laughter ] i have now -- >> jimmy: that is -- >> we're now tied. we're tied. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. you know what? here is why i really like you. you're a happy person. >> don't you think i am? >> jimmy: yes. >> you know me pretty well. we've hung out a bunch. >> jimmy: are you a happy person? >> i'm a happy person. >> jimmy: you do. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] i don't even get myself. i don't understand it. >> jimmy: you're -- yeah. >> everything's bothering, as much as i'm enjoying life. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and you can see i'm a guy that enjoys life. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm extremely irritated all the time. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what is bugging you? what is bugging you recently? >> i don't know. well, every time you come to a a light in new york, you wait to see which cab door is going to open and what is going to come out of his mouth. [ laughter ] every cab driver at every red light spits something out on to
>> yeah. people think that anything you throw on the street in new york will just be reabsorbed into the city. [ laughter ] it's just, oh, it goes back in the flow of the city. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. like the ocean. yeah. >> yeah, just like the ocean. >> jimmy: yeah. what else is bugging you? >> well, i went and took the kids bowling the other day. >> jimmy: that's fun. my kids are too young. >> but pretty soon. >> jimmy: really? >> preso because they have it -- the way they set it up, here's how horrible we are as parents, our whole generation, you, me. they have this thing now in a a bowling alley that comes up in the gutter. sticks like a fence comes up in the gutter so that the kid can't not hit the pins. he can't miss. this is how nice life preparation, by the way. [ light laughter ] if your child is traumatized by a gutter ball, the kid's not going to make it, okay?
>> jimmy: just quit. yeah. >> quit right now. we need to put an extra gutter, that would be good parents. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: a third gutter. >> put a third gutter. you want to know what it's like out there? it's all gutters, kid. it's all gutters. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's exactly right. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: prepare them for life. >> prepare 'em. >> jimmy: how old are your kids now? >> kids are 15, 13 and 10. >> jimmy: do they have cell phones? >> yeah, sure. sure, yeah. >> jimmy: they all do, right? >> yeah, they all do. remember when your life was just your life? that was kind of what you were thinking about? >> jimmy: yeah. >> and now it's your life and your phone's battery life. [ laughter ] those are your lives. >> jimmy: those are your lives. >> yeah. and i don't know which is more important. [ light laughter ] because if your phone's dead, does it really matter if you're still alive? [ laughter ] it doesn't. >> jimmy: come on. >> when the phone's getting weak, do you feel tired? [ light laughter ] i feel -- when my phone is down like 19, i feel like, just so
>> drained, yeah. >> jimmy: you're drained as well. "comedians in cars" is is it season eight? >> no. could be. >> jimmy: i mean, it's getting up there. >> yeah, well there are little seasons though. we just do six and they are short shows. very short. >> jimmy: this last one fantastic. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: congratulations on the nom -- you did an interview with lorne michaels. >> lorne michaels, your executive producer. >> jimmy: who i just love and he's just the smartest guy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the most fun, charming guy. >> he's a guy that everybody knows about but nobody really knows what's he really like? >> jimmy: he was the best interview i've ever seen with lorne michaels. >> oh, thank you. thank you. it was fun. >> jimmy: it was like going out to dinner with him. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and telling all those great stories. >> yes. >> jimmy: you know what else? >> they're great stories. >> jimmy: you're good. you're a good interviewer because you're a good listener, good audience. >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: you laugh. [ light laughter ] >> i like comedy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i like anything funny. if i like the person, anything they say, i laugh. >> jimmy: yeah, it's great. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it's fun to watch. >> i'm like you that way. >> jimmy: you do, yeah? >> you're a good audience, too. >> jimmy: yeah. i like to -- you know i'm a fan of you and i -- >> yeah, i'm a fan of you. >> jimmy: i'm a fan of you. [ talking over each other ]
we're both you. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip, if you haven't seen it. here is lorne michaels describing how working with comedians is like watching monkeys at the zoo. [ light laughter ] this is "comedians in cars getting coffee." >> and then -- >> and then before you leave there's the monkeys. there's something about the joy, the sheer fooling around because it is what comedians do. they're working. you know what i mean? you can't tell what they're doing or how they're working. and it's disorganized and chaotic and they are doing it to make each other laugh. >> yeah. >> and they never seem to be settling down and getting work done. >> no. they're talking in the hall about sports. >> yeah. >> and somehow at the end of the week there is a show. >> exactly. so you can't run that through a a normal organizational -- >> because they're the monkeys. >> yeah, because they're the monkeys. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. that's the problem. >> we're the monkeys.
i'm about to do a lip sync battle will seth rogen. >> oh. >> jimmy: later on in the show. have you ever lip sync battled me? >> no, no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you would never do that? >> you know what, jimmy? anything you ask me to do, i would do. and i don't want to do it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i don't think i would like it or be good at it. if you say do it, i will do it. >> jimmy: all right, then -- >> not now. >> jimmy: not now. maybe some time. >> some time. some time. >> jimmy: all right, good. guys, watch jerry's emmy-nominated series. comediansincarsgettingcoffee.co. [ cheers and applause ] jerry seinfeld, right there. seth rogen joins us after the it will be great. [ cheers and applause ]
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including jonah hill, kristen wiig, edward norton and selma hayek in the first r-rated computer generated animated movie in history. it's called "sausage party." it's hilarious. please welcome back to the show, one of our favorites, here is seth rogen! [ cheers and applause ] ? they're sausage they're bull[ bleep ] ? ? they're sausage they're bull[ bleep ] ? ? they're sausage they're bull[ bleep ] ? they're sausage they're bull[ bleep ] ? ? they're sausage they're bull[ bl] they're bull[ bleep ] ? ? they're sausage they're bull[ bleep ] ? >> tariq: what i wanna know is where the sausage at? >> jimmy: we're so happy you came back. >> that's so nice. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back -- >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: they love you. come on, we love you. >> that's so nice. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're in a great mood tonight. thank you, thank you, thank you. >> thank you, that's wonderful. >> jimmy: you have a history of following jerry seinfeld. >> i do have a very unfortunate history of follow jerry seinfeld. when i was, like, 14 years old,
laughs comedy festival which is in montreal, and to audition for it, i had to fly to los angeles, which is weird because i'm already canadian, don't ask. i get there, i'm 14, super nervous and i'm at a showcase at the improv. >> jimmy: on melrose? >> yeah on melrose, and so i'm about to go up, and someone tells me seinfeld's coming. i was, like, what? he's coming, and if he gets here before it's your time, he's going to go up, and then you'll go up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't follow seinfeld. >> tell them no. and they were, like, we can't do that. that's not how it works. and so i literally remember seeing a porsche pull up out front so i was like "no." i know him and his porsches. his jewish parents should be ashamed, by the way, but anyway. [ laughter ] so -- a porsche pulled up, my parents would kill me. and then i see i see him getting out, and he goes up, right before i'm supposed to,
he's very funny. he's talking about missing socks, you know, what's the deal with airplane food? it's the hits you know. >> jimmy: he has all the hits. [ light laughter ] he's the greatest. >> yeah, yeah. and he, like, annihilates, and the whole time i'm just standing there, like, i hate you jerry seinfeld. [ light laughter ] how could you do this to me? >> jimmy: you ruined my whole shot of going to montreal. >> exactly and i get up on stage, and i have, like, what is to this date the most comedicly traumatizing experience of my entire life, and i remember, like, microphones give up just an electric hum if you don't hear anything else, it's like the sound of a speaker, and i remember being on stage, and to this point i remember the moment, where i was, "like, man, i can hear that buzz really loud right now." >> jimmy: oh no, i'm so sorry. >> never has a room full of people been so silent. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> yeah, and to this day, i personally dislike jerry seinfeld. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and he did it again
>> jimmy: i really had the same thing. >> really? >> jimmy: well, i had to follow jerry at the improv. he came in, i saw the car outside. >> what is he doing? >> jimmy: i just -- i think he's making us tougher. >> yeah, i don't know. i think he finds out something cool we're about to do and then does it first. [ laughter ] i like, see him leaving my wife's bedroom. [ laughter ] don't bother, pal. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well -- >> i took care of that. >> jimmy: let's segue into the movie. >> that's an organic. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you for the setup, "sausage party." >> i'm sorry you have to talk about it. i have to apologize, like i talked to the "new york times" about it. i'm like, you guys should not have to talk about this. i apologize. >> jimmy: well, i've heard a a lot of things i like about this. number one is you have been working on this for, like, ten years. >> yeah, which is humiliating to say about a talking hot dog movie, but, yes. [ laughter ]
good, and the animation is spectacular, by the way. >> thank you so much. we really wanted it to feel like a pixar movie and have the skin and vibe and the overall feeling of a pixar movie, and then we made it completely deranged and insane, and, you know, pixar is so good at examining the secret life of cars and toys and bugs, and we're like, well, if you look at the secret life of food, it's horrifying because you eat it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so to us, it was a brilliant movie idea. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the cast is jonah hill, michael cera, kristen wigg, james franco, paul rudd, edward norton, it's unbelievable, and the music is by allen menken, who's won oscars. >> he's won like eight oscars i think. >> jimmy: how did you convince him? he did like "little mermaid." >> he did the "aladdin" and "the little mermaid." >> jimmy: how did you convince him to do "sausage party?" this is fantastic! >> it was great. we offered him money and then
>> i think he probably called the academy to make sure they can't take away your oscars at any point, that there's no action that makes you remove them. and then he did it. and we recorded score at abbey road studio like, on the microphone, they recorded ringo star and stuff on, like, it was unbelievable. i kept being like, this is way too good for this movie. [ laughter ] it's about a talking hot dog. >> jimmy: i do love the idea, its' like, what happens to food once they leave the store. we're on display, we're the stars of the show, and then what happens when they leave and get taken to a kitchen? >> it's horrifying. >> jimmy: it is horrifying. i want to show a clip. here's some food. >> the only showable clip of "sausage party." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm not even sure we can air the whole thing. >> it's been really hard to find a clips for this. yeah. >> jimmy: this is food finding out what happens when it leaves the grocery store and arrives in a person's kitchen. "sausage party is theaters next friday. check this out. >> beautiful man, beautiful!
>> oh, potato! way to go buddy! >> thees by the hands of a god. ? ? oh, danny boy! the pipes the pipes are calling ? [ screaming ] it's peeling me skin! >> what the -- [ screaming and shouting ] >> please no, i protecta familia! [ screaming and shouting ] >> oops. [ screaming and shouting ] >> they're eating children! [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "sausage party," oh, my gosh. >> that's a real movie. >> jimmy: that is a real movie. comes out next week "sausage party," well done, my friend, well done. >> thank you. >> jimmy: well, pal, our interview is all done, and now it's on to bigger business. you ready to do this?
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? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the "tonight show," everybody! i'm hanging out with seth rogen. [ cheers and applause ] his hilarious new movie, "sausage party" is in theaters next friday. seth and i are about to have a a lip sync battle. now here's how it works. we'll take turns lip syncing sections of well-known songs. each one of us trying to lip sync better than the other. we don't know which songs the other person's picked. only the person performing knows which song is coming next. we'll do two songs each. seth, since i've done this before, i'm going to start us off tonight. >> fantastic, go for it.
kent jones. the title is "don't mind." [ cheers and applause ] ? ? she telling me this and telling me that you said once you take me with you, i'll ? ? never go back now i got a lesson that i want to teach i'mma show you that ? ? where you from don't matter to me she said, hola como estas ? ? she said, konnichiwa she said, pardon my french i said, bonjour, madame then she said, sak pase ? ? and i said, n'ap boule no matter where i go, you know i love 'em all she said, hola como estas ? ? she said, konnichiwa she said, pardon my french i said, bonjour, madame then she said, sak pase ? ? and i said, n'ap boule no matter where i go you know i love them all ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i got that from
a bunch of 13-year-olds -- shout out to them musicme, yeah. [ cheers ] >> that was very nice. very nice. thank you, jimmy. for my first song, we are not going to use a playback track. >> jimmy: what? >> we have one of the greatest bands in the world here on this stage. [ cheers and applause ] i've been a fan of the roots born, and they have agreed to help me out with a live playback of a song off their classic 1995 album, "do you want more," this is "mellow, my man." can you use this real fast? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm so mad at you guys. i hate you guys right now. ?
? bust it, la di da di, who likes to party like slick rick the ruler i'm cooler ? ? than a ice brick got soul like those afro picks with the black fist and leave a crowd drippin ? ? like john the baptist it's the cause of that oh the skits i kick flows like catfish ? ? and got many emcees on the blacklist i'm sharp as a cactus plus ? ? quick to bust gymnastic tactics us, roots is really true to this rap is ? ? now holla to the scholarly street skats that follow me back to the soul shack with packs of rap colonies ? ? max that, foreign objects is mad abstract make shadrach offender wanna go like meshach ? ? the nappy cat a bookworm shoe styles like sperm cool as malcolm little ? ? with conch a la perm burn the herb sticks like wicks, and flips when i ? ? slaps the hand of my mellow my man malik ? ? peace yo ? [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: how could you! how could you! we're family!
oh, my gosh, that was awesome, and you lent them a pick too? oh! ultimate. uh. the ultimate. oh, my gosh. straight to the heart. uh. i'm shaking. i'm shaking. that's never been done before. well done, seth rogen, oh, my gosh. for my second song, i also went back to my youth. my favorite group -- [ laughter ] onyx. play it loud. this is called "slam." ? ? i'm a b-boy standin in my b-boy stance hurry up and give me the microphone before ? ? i bust in my pants the mad author of anguish my language, polluted ? ? onyx is heavyweight it's still undisputed he took the words right out my mouth and walked ? ? a mile in my shoes i've paid so many dues i feel used and abused and i'm so confused umm ?
for a whole generation and unless you got ? ? 10 sticky fingers it's straight immitation a figment, of your imagination ? ? but but but but wait it gets worse i'm not watered down so i'm dyin of thirst ? ? comin thru with a scam a foolproof plan b-boys make some noise and just, just slam ? [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're not gonna wear a jacket that lights up, are ya? >> i wish. don't die right now. >> jimmy: how can i be out of breath doing a lip sync. >> i know, that was amazing. for real, you okay? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah.
all of you guys know, the summer olympics began tonight, and in honor of my beloved home country of canada, i'm -- >> jimmy: my god. >> i'm going to perform a a legendary track by an amazing artist from the great city of toronto, or the sticks as he calls it. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: ann murray? ann murray? [ cheers and applause ] drake, and this song is "hotline bling." [ cheers and applause ] ? you used to call me on my cell phone late night when you need my love call ? ? me on my cell phone
need my love and i know when ? ? that hotline bling that can only mean one thing ? ? i know when that hotline bling that can only mean one thing ? ? these days, all i do is wonder if you're bendin over backwards for someone else ? ? wonder if you're rollin up a backwoods for someone else doing things i taught you gettin' nasty for someone ? ? else you don't need no one else nobody else, no ? ? why you never alone why you always touching road ? ? used to always stay at home, be a good girl you was in a zone, yeah ? ? you should just be yourself right now you're someone else ? ? and i know when that hotline bling ? [ cheers and applause ] ? that can only mean one thing ? ? i know when that hotline bling that can only mean one thing ? ? ever since i
>> jimmy: oh! [ cheers and applause ] there you go. that's your answer. that's your answer right there! seth rogen, he's your lip sync battle champion! [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] jason derulo performs after the break. stick around everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ? when i was a little kid, i made a deal with myself that i would never grow up. we met when we were very young... i was 17, he was 18. we made the movie the book of life. we started doing animation. with the surface book, you can actually draw on the screen. so crisp. i love it. it's almost like this super powerful computer and a tablet had the perfect baby. (laughing) it's a typewriter for writing scripts... it's a sketchbook for sketches... ...it's a canvas for painting...
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[ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: our next performer is celebrating 11 platinum singles with his new album "platinum hits." you can also
catch him as a a judge on the current season of "so you think you can dance," performing his new single "kiss the sky" with a a little help from the roots, please give it up for jason derulo! [ cheers and applause ] ? ? don't know when we going home but your friend can come along ? ? i'm thinking why not
looking good don't wanna blink ? ? mirror tells me i'm a king i'm thinking why not baby why not oh ? ? take a sip take a sip now take it down take it down now say ahh say ahh ? ? say ahh say ahh oh do your dance do your dance now sing it loud with ? ? me right now say ahh say ahh say ahh say ahh cause i believe ? ? we can fly now spread your wings and kiss the sky yeah i can believe ? ? we can fly now spread your wings and we miles high so we can kiss the sky ? ? na na na na na na na na na na ? ? na na na na na na na na na na ? ? my new girl headline the news but my ex still
baby why not ain't nothing gonna stop the funk ? ? thinking why not baby why not ? ? oh take a sip take a sip now take it down take it down now ? ? say ahh say ahh say ahh say ahh do your dance do your dance now ? ? sing it loud with me right now say ahh say ahh say ahh say ahh ? ?se we can fly now spread your wings and kiss the sky ? ? yeah i can believe we can fly now spread your wings and we miles high ? ? so we can kiss the sky ? ? na na na na na na na na na na ? ? na na na na na
tell you all my deepest darkest secrets if you down get funky ? ? if you down get funky i just bought a mansion baby i just bought a manison you can keep it ? ? if you down get funky if you down get funky yeah oh diamonds ? ? diamonds all day ? got that broccoli? ? ? six girls g6 tell me all your deepest darkest secrets ? ? if you down get funky funky cause i believe we can fly now ? ? spread your wings and kiss the sky yeah i believe we can fly now ? ? i believe it i believe it baby ? ? spread your wings
na na na na na ? ? we so hight tonight ? ? na na na na na na na na na na ? ? we can kiss the sky kissing the sky kissing the sky baby oh no ? [ cheers and applause ] hey, there you go, buddy! [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! that is the way to do it! standing ovation for jason derulo! "platinum hits" is available now. we'll be right back, everybody! yeah! [ cheers and applause ]
bye, bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ? ? [ cheers and applause ] ? >> announcer: from the warner theater in washington, d.c., it's "late night with seth meyers." joe biden. second lady of the united states dr. jill biden. music from sturgill simpson. featuring the 8g band with thaddeus dixon, corey glover and vernon reid. ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, how are we doing, washington, d.c.? [ cheers and applause ] thank you so mucha --